Say you want something snappy.
Or, a sophisticated distillation of your company's ethos and value proposition – thoughtfully aligned with brilliant strategy.
Maybe you could use something slick, sleek, freaky and funky.
Some fuckin' attitude.
Something gorgeous, contemporary and evocative.
Mayhaps a jaunty ride on the ROFLcopter to Tons-o-Clicks Bay.
Most likely though, you're not 100% sure what you need yet. Your company might not even have a name yet. I can help with all that. And a whole bunch of other things.
I've been writing professionally for 11 years. A 360 brand creative for 6 years. An entrepreneur for 1 year. And, I hope, a business associate of yours since right now.
FEB'16–NOW: CREATIVE DIRECTOR @RAD
SEP'13–NOW: SENIOR COPYWRITER @FREELANCE
JAN'14–FEB'16: SENIOR COPYWRITER @MIRUM
OCT'11–SEP'13: COPYWRITER @COSSETTE MONTREAL
JUN'10–SEP'11: COPYWRITER @MARKETEL MCCANN ERICKSON
MAR'06–JUN'10: JOURNALIST+COLUMNIST @THE MONTREAL MIRROR
I spend my time divided between Toronto and Montreal, and can always work in either city.
Je suis 100% bilingue – puis pas le genre de bilingue comme, "Ah ouais, moi je l'ai étudié a l'école, tsé." Je suis vrai-de-vrai Montréalais. Je parle français comme du monde.
I have a Baccalaureate in Journalism, Magna Cum Laude, from Concordia.
I once rode a bicycle across Canada, coast-to-coast, all alone.
I'm so good at dancing, it's not even funny. The amount of my life I've spent at dance parties would astonish you. I used to write a weekly newspaper column about going out dancing in Montreal, did interviews with just about any famous electronic act you could name from the era, and was easily the most widely-read clubbing journalist in Canada. Shake, and pop. Shake and pop.
I used to live in a remote jungle in northern Guatemala, in a little cabin outside an isolated indigenous Mayan village. Like, crazy huge snakes and real tarantulas every single day, spectacular hidden waterfalls, deep cave diving and 5000 year-old ruins. I wasn't on some exchange program or outreach trip. I was just like AWOL living in the jungle, writing.